Friday, December 12, 2008

In actuality...

Just because I am not posting does not mean Gunny doesn't need to shut his piehole. If I had to choose the most humorous way of making Gunny shut his piehole:

In the middle of a Gunny Tirade, in which he is opining perhaps about politics, or the state of the technical world, I take a toilet plunger, and plop it upon his head. While he is running willy nilly trying to pull it off, I attach a hose to a fire hydrant, and give him the riot treatment.

As he rolls down the street, plunger still attached to his head, I am screaming "That's for Not Shutting Your Piehole!!!!"

Monday, October 27, 2008

Man....Gunny's opinions are sure multitudinous....

Gunny Walker. He's a bald, opinionated man.

That's why I like him.

Also, I like him because he has relatives in Oregon.

And he named his e-mail address after his dog.

I like that. I honestly do.

But sometimes, I wish he'd just shut his piehole.

Or, as the Russians call it: Vodka Funnel.