The October 2019 Update

It's been a year or so since I've last posted here.  It's been a rough year.  Don't ever go salaried in retail.  A man named Gunny Walker once told me that.  He was right.

Still, Gunny needs to keep his piehole shut.

October 2018 Update

It's been several years since I've talked to Gunny.

I hope it's because he's keeping his piehole shut.

August 2016 Update

I have not heard from Gunny in 8 years, at least.

I hope he's well.

And that he's not yapping his piehole.

A check in....

Just popping in here to say, despite not having heard from him in at least four years, Gunny still needs to keep his flippin' piehole shut!

Shut the fuck up, Gunny

If there's anything that pisses me off, it's racism.

That, and Gunny not shutting his ever-loving pie hole.

For the purposes of this post, I would like you to imagine me was Walter Sobchak (not a big stretch) and Gunny as Donny. That last part will be easy. Two letters' difference.

Test.

This is a Test post.

Gunny still needs to shut his piehole.

In actuality...

Just because I am not posting does not mean Gunny doesn't need to shut his piehole. If I had to choose the most humorous way of making Gunny shut his piehole:

In the middle of a Gunny Tirade, in which he is opining perhaps about politics, or the state of the technical world, I take a toilet plunger, and plop it upon his head. While he is running willy nilly trying to pull it off, I attach a hose to a fire hydrant, and give him the riot treatment.

As he rolls down the street, plunger still attached to his head, I am screaming "That's for Not Shutting Your Piehole!!!!"